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Sexfight Island, Psycho-Sexual Medicine Department:

This once normal, happy stud has fallen prey to the ascetic cult on Sexfight Island. Using hypnosis, conditioning, both conscious and subliminal, drugs and indoctrination, Max now believes that he cannot cum. That is slowly driving him insane.

It was tolerable when he tried to plant over a thousand oak trees around the island. It was OK when he handed out paper origami cranes in the square. But, yesterday, he tried to tightly hug every person on the monorail. His normal behaviors are slowly becoming warped.

His friends staged an intervention. He agreed that he had a problem and agreed to be admitted. Cognitive therapy, reason and manual therapy given by skilled nurses every six hours are helping to restore the balance in this man’s mind.

Within weeks, he should be a happily twisted member of society again instead of feeling like an outsider looking in. There is more to being fully human than just the mind.

Source: jackbuddy