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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

hi i saw your tumblr and am assuming your a girl, i would like to ask as a newcomer, how would one come about to sexfighting irl, also just wondering if you be open to being my first fight, am i a male though so i understand if you do not want to fight for that reason

ANSWER:  Thanks for writing.  I’m not often left alone enough to really get into matches online and my man’s not too crazy about me doing that.  There’s a bunch of people I’d enjoy fighting, but reality is what it is.  For that reason, some of my considerable drive goes into creative captioning.  I can’t tell you how to get into sexfighting irl.  I’ve only done it as a game between lovers. 

TITLE MATCH, FAIRBURN, GA:
“Oh, Sheeee … How do you … How do you do that?”
The Champ and the Challenger traded turns, each sounded out by the timer.
The Champ felt pretty good going into this turn, having just elicited a squirting cum from the...

TITLE MATCH, FAIRBURN, GA:

“Oh, Sheeee … How do you … How do you do that?”

The Champ and the Challenger traded turns, each sounded out by the timer. 

 The Champ felt pretty good going into this turn, having just elicited a squirting cum from the Challenger, the first one of the match.   

Both knew that the Challenger was about to even the score.    

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Anonymous asked:

Maybe you can write about the new club where nymphos get to help out their fellow women who's mates bug them for sex all the time. Their goal is to put some fear into the guys and teach them a lesson - some of them do some coaching to help the ladies get into an aggressive spirit.

ANSWER:  This is a fun concept!   I have seen captions along these lines before.  Any new submissions like this, if appropriate, I’ll post. 

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“ sexfighters:
“ When the West Regional Champ, Suzette met up with the East Regional Champ, William - it was predicted that the match would take days.
It did.
Over those days, one fighter waxed strong as the other waned and...
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When the West Regional Champ, Suzette met up with the East Regional Champ, William - it was predicted that the match would take days.

It did.

Over those days, one fighter waxed strong as the other waned and resisted.

On day five, Suzette stole the last of Will’s cum. His nuts had shrunken from the size of apricots to the size of peas. She ended the match looking more fit than ever. He was close to death and required an ambulance. Rarely was there a more definitive outcome.

When word of this reached certain parties, Suzette was invited to join the Succubus Society.

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Another awesome caption!

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“ On a remote island in the South Pacific, a battle is raging between two hardened champions.
Tyson, the male warrior, has never been defeated. He is a sexual gladiator with an insatiable appetite for breaking his opponents with his...
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On a remote island in the South Pacific, a battle is raging between two hardened champions.

Tyson, the male warrior, has never been defeated. He is a sexual gladiator with an insatiable appetite for breaking his opponents with his powerful cock. Artemis, the female challenger, is also undefeated and has totally devoured all of her male rivals with her hypnotic sex.

They were dropped on opposite sides of the isolated island, and left with only one task, hunt down your opponent and fight to the finish. High tech cameras all over the island captured their every move, streaming the footage to an audience of sexfight fans.

Early on the second day the two warriors met on the main beach of the island. The scene was set for a sexual battle of epic proportions. They circled each other cautiously before Artemis gestured to Tyson to “bring it on”. Annoyed by her obvious confidence Tyson lunged at his opponent, taking her to the ground and plunging his cock inside her. To his surprise she took him with ease and matched him thrust for thrust.

7 hours later, the sun shone down on two glistening bodies covered in sweat, locked in an erotic battle. The female champion was on top of her male rival, grinding into him as he grunted and groaned through yet another powerful orgasm. She was starting to overpower her once dominant opponent, as she drove through his defences over and over.

As night fell, Tyson was struggling to continue. He couldn’t believe he had met his match, and his ego would not let him admit defeat. Artemis knew he was near the end, and she started delivering her final few thrusts. Moments later Tyson was totally destroyed by the amazon queen. She stood up, placing her foot on his chest as she turned to the nearest camera and raised her hands to the sky symbolising her victory.

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“ The sun rises on a battle that has been raging all night. The two french sexfight contenders, are locked in a titanic struggle for supremacy. They had fought twice before, with their current record tied at one win each. There can...
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The sun rises on a battle that has been raging all night. The two french sexfight contenders, are locked in a titanic struggle for supremacy. They had fought twice before, with their current record tied at one win each. There can only be one champion to represent the nation, and it was going to be decided by the winner of this epic match-up.

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