ANSWER: Thanks for writing. I’m not often left alone enough to really get into matches online and my man’s not too crazy about me doing that. There’s a bunch of people I’d enjoy fighting, but reality is what it is. For that reason, some of my considerable drive goes into creative captioning. I can’t tell you how to get into sexfighting irl. I’ve only done it as a game between lovers.
ANSWER: This is a fun concept! I have seen captions along these lines before. Any new submissions like this, if appropriate, I’ll post.
Enjoy! :)